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The Fieseler Fi 98 was a prototype ground-attack aircraft produced by German aircraft manufacturer Fieseler as a rival to the Henschel Hs 123.
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Northeast Philadelphia, nicknamed Northeast Philly, the Great Northeast, and known colloquially as simply \"the Northeast\", is a section of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. According to the 2000 census, Northeast Philadelphia has