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Commiphora aprevalii, known locally as the Vazaha tree, is a member of the Burseraceae family endemic to Madagascar. In Malagasy, \"Vazaha\" means stranger or foreigner; the name likens the characteristic peeling bark to the peeling skin of a badly sunburnt tourist.
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Mouaville is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in north-eastern France.
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