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{"type":"standard","title":"Dark Is the Sun","displaytitle":"Dark Is the Sun","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5223283","titles":{"canonical":"Dark_Is_the_Sun","normalized":"Dark Is the Sun","display":"Dark Is the Sun"},"pageid":4718046,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Ditshc.jpg","width":244,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Ditshc.jpg","width":244,"height":353},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284059138","tid":"8d1771bf-11fd-11f0-9b11-0f047fd9ae37","timestamp":"2025-04-05T09:08:34Z","description":"1979 novel by Philip José Farmer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Is_the_Sun","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Is_the_Sun?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Is_the_Sun?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dark_Is_the_Sun"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Is_the_Sun","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dark_Is_the_Sun","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Is_the_Sun?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dark_Is_the_Sun"}},"extract":"Dark Is The Sun is a science fiction novel by American writer Philip José Farmer, first published in 1979. It tells the story of the people and creatures left on Earth when the Sun is dead and the universe is heading towards the Big Crunch.","extract_html":"
Dark Is The Sun is a science fiction novel by American writer Philip José Farmer, first published in 1979. It tells the story of the people and creatures left on Earth when the Sun is dead and the universe is heading towards the Big Crunch.
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Piedade is an island village located in Ilhas, a northern district in the state of Goa, India, and named after Our Lady of Compassion. The name comes from the Portuguese word piedade, which means \"compassion\". It lies 23 km east of the state capital, Panjim, between the taluks of Satari and Ponda. Other nearby villages are Amona (3 km), Volvoi (3 km), Surla (4 km), Cudnem (4 km), Betqui, and Candola (5 km).
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