{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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