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Znowhite was an American thrash/speed metal band that has been credited for helping to pioneer thrash metal in Chicago.
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Facemelter is the twelfth studio album by American hard rock/heavy metal band Y&T. It was released on May 21, 2010 through the Frontiers Records label. It is their first album since the release of Endangered Species in 1997, the longest gap to date between two Y&T studio albums. This is the final Y&T album to feature bassist Phil Kennemore, who died of cancer the following year. 17 songs were written for the album, of which 15 were placed on the album.
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Murmurs is the first full-length album released by Caroline. It was released on Temporary Residence Limited.
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